Jack Wilson will NOT admit the orioles won #nataliewins2022

The four seasons are depression, allergies, tomatoes and spooky

Currently selling my soul to the devil so I can be her

Glee S1 E16 22:27

if your childhood crush was Velma from scooby doo, please like this… I’m looking for a husband

Please use a condom on Valentines Day. I hate Libras

Bad romance by gaga is untouchable, and I will die on that hill

Who would rather meet in combat?

I hope I learn how to love too man

Throwback to that time a man watched me cry for an hour then asked me to hook up with him because it seemed like the mood… feelin it today

First name aids, last name girl

From the bottom of this pussy, let’s eat

Down the hatch, watch the devil laugh

i suck at relationship advice i be like kill him

2024: I will bring back the grilled cheese uncrustable or I will die trying !!!

we are ready for you taylor

Unfortunately, someone else will have to teach my children how to drive because my father taught me

“it is what it is” *vomits from anxiety*

These airport conditions are out of hand - we must bring back cigarettes in the terminal