doctors like hate doing their job like ur like hey im sick i have symptoms and they are like uuuuuuuUUUUHHHHggggggAAAHHHHUUUHHHHggggg

never leaving this app

honestly the whole point of getting a job is so you can buy your girlfriend whatever she wants

Don't kill yourself there's still so many other vietnamese noodle soups aside from pho that you have yet to try

WHAT

“I voted for him for cheap groceries”

If you outside smoking in this weather right now you could be a marine

Got a push notification to exercise caution because the United Healthcare shooter is still at large. I personally do not feel like I am on the shooter’s radar because I am not the CEO of a highly divisive multi billion dollar insurance company.

notice how NEW YORK CITY didn’t snitch on him it was those FILTHY RATS IN PENNSYLVANIA

2025 is 7% complete.

Damn I can’t believe I got my homeboy into aquarium… hell yeah 😭🤪 I’m so proud

Whoever made my fat ass burrito, I hope your pussy get ate tonight and your pillow is always cold, love ❤️

Charlie and Alex fucked up by showing me that aquarists discord. I went another tank.

repost because i tweaked it #johndave #homestuck #pepsicola

#davestrider #johnegbert

you will never pry my gamkat from me #Homestuck