trash jones Every staircase should have an even number of stairs, I don’t care if this makes them weird heights I just want to take my first step on with my right foot and my last step off with my left foot so that the stepping pressure I feel on each foot is symmetrical. Too much to ask?

A bowl of baby otters, is the best way to start your morning.

My finished shot from this morning's total lunar eclipse. This image was captured by using two telescopes, one to capture intricate detail on the lunar surface, and one to capture the rich tones cast by Earth's shadow across the disc. Go ahead, zoom in on it!

Damn how much daylight they trying to save?! It’s dark as fuck.

it can be difficult for a whale to be a cowboy because this town ain’t even big enough for the one of them

Influencers will be like ✨ peRfEcT AuTuMn oUtFiT ✨ and it will be leggings and a jumper WELL THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THAT

“12 foot skeletons are only for Halloween”

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if you think a lone trans person with a gun means something about the lgbtq community as a whole just wait til you find out about white men 🥴

The Bosco salad is back at PizzaExpress oh em geeeeee I've been waiting for YEARS. Bring on a Bosco birthday 'bration 🥗 🎉

existing as a woman makes it impossible to ever escape sexualization and being gazed upon as an object of male desire because even something as trivial as eating ice cream in your car is turned sexual. not to mention how dystopian the entitlement to film strangers and mock them

blue check: lame, weird, very not cool blue whale: dope, massive, extremely cool

I find it really frustrating that intelligent, compassionate women are not only expected to debate with people who hold misogynistic, incoherent views, but are supposed to feel grateful if they're "allowed" to >

I loelve reading on trains, having my book on my lap whilst mindlessly scrolling my phone is so relaxing

Can confirm that 5 years after Dropbox started emailing me about the fact I've run out of space, I have just managed to emotionally build myself up to the task of clearing it out and it took all of 3 minutes 🥹

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