Marks & Snitches more like. #FreeCuthbert

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Removing mask mandates is a political move by Boris Johnson. If you’ll continue to wear one, RT. Let’s send him a message. 😷💙

Don’t lump us in with that lot

Read this.

Message to the travelling #NUFC fans: rather than booing Zouma, can you all just loudly meow every time he touches the ball instead.

You’re taking the piss now. #go

As the Mail's Paul Dacre looks set to head off to the House of Lords here's a look back at some of his most famous front pages.

Surely we need everyone on the streets this Saturday demanding a general election

They don't make rubber ducks like they used to. Modern ones always have a stupid hat and don't float upright.

An old guy at my golf club had cancer and used to joke that he wants a hole in one before he dies. Par 3 on our course is a blind shot, I waited and ran onto the green, put his ball into the hole and ran off. He's passed now but that night was the happiest of ever seen him.

Hey Boris Johnson, thought I’d do a survey to help you read the room. A simple question: Should Stanley Johnson (Boris Johnson’s father) receive a knighthood? Please retweet once you answer so that we can get as many responses as possible

Tory MP Edward Leigh claimed #expenses of £2,332 for heating last year and £2,474 the previous year. Retweet if you think he should pay his own utility bills.

Why are so many fish & chip shops completely unprepared for customers ordering fish & chips? "You want what? I'll have to cook that special".

I reckon most people couldn't care less about stopping the boats but would vote immediately for any government who SORT THE FUCKING TRAINS OUT

#DYK the UK coatings sector is a £4 billion powerhouse? It is also a net exporter and employer of 14,000+ people. Our #EssentialCoatings report explores the influence of the sector and celebrates its contributions. coatings.org.uk/page/Essential… #WorldPaintAndCoatingsWeek