Is someone nuzzling my boyfriend?

...Not that I care. He can do what he wants. We're not-...I'm not protective. I don't care.

Mm, nearly white tea. That's how I like it.

“Sherlock Holmes: John likes Eurovision and Mary doesn't. He's going to try & watch it here. I need to change the locks.....” Don't you dare.

A threat? Nooo. Just playing~. Heh.

No, we don't like making tea for you.

“Sherlock Holmes: Mary Morstan I don't get on my knees for anyone.” #ThatsWhatSheSaid

You did not just pour tea all over a child.

He's a child. He's an overgrown child.

@TheNobleBlogger, your friend is an overgrown child. My tea is faulty, apparently.

@TheNobleBlogger ...Uh-huh. John, do /you/ think my tea is faulty?

@TheNobleBlogger Mhm. I'll make you some right now. Sit. Put the telly on. Feet up.

@TheNobleBlogger What do you take in it, love?

Your name is Hannah Hawkins. You aren’t more than twenty-two years old, if that. Your smile is as crooked as (cont) tl.gd/n_1s1r26p

What, does /everybody/ need tea all of the sudden?

All of /a/ sudden?

Aw, that poor baby. He's beet red.

Mary scares me a bit. I always worry she's going to send me to bed without supper or make me stand in the corner.

This just showed up on my TL. Ha. Ha. "@/childcare: Find a local nanny. Browse profiles of nannies seeking jobs in your area. Read reviews."

If I can find Sherlock's most ticklish spot, I win his finest dressing gown. Deal?