Food is my number one, before anyone else. My true love.

@PaidScolding Well, go get them then.

A body part isn't disturbing to me really... But if it's in the same vicinity as /food/?! Nu-uh.

Regretting the times I used to bunk off science lessons at school.

@PaidScolding Waiting patiently.

I ask a freakin' load of questions.

@PaidScolding That's better. *Slowly pours them both a glass*

Sundays are the worst. Nothing ever happens on Sundays.

Ah, mini skirts. My favourites. #SeductiveSunday

@HiddenContacts That's true, actually. Pretty people are the highlight of Sundays.

@PaidScolding Haven't tried it yet so can't comment. Buuut... Apparently it was expensive and made with honey, so I have high hopes.

@HiddenContacts Ha. Same goes for you. Many thanks, fellow redhead.

@PaidScolding Probably should've, yeah. *Clinks their glasses together before taking a wary sip*

@HiddenContacts You're welcome. They don't come out as often as they used to. I should start wearing more skirts again.

@HiddenContacts /That/ would be fun. I could build an army.

@PaidScolding *Smirks behind the rim of her glass* Oh?

@HiddenContacts Wouldn't object to one of those either.

Best massage I've ever had came from an alien... I really don't think anyone on Earth could quite live up to those standards.

@PaidScolding Who's to say I haven't already, whilst you weren't looking. *Brow quirk*

@PaidScolding I suppose I would.