Instead of negotiating with us, Netflix decided to open an overpriced restaurant, so here’s what we did in front of it. Starring the incomparable Adam Lustick, concept and props by WGA writer Shawn Wines

Okay NYC was great, but 1hr back in LA and I have my first IRL David Spade spotting. At The Cheesecake Factory.

You know what it never was? That serious!

Okay but get everyone out of jail first, Cheech.

Tonight is Mermaid Comedy Hour at The Hollywood Improv 1/12! at the Hollywood Improv! It's a scorcher of a lineup (like, Sherry Cola is going up + then running to do a q&a for her movie Joy Ride that's in theaters right now?!) Plus xo, jo is guest co-hosting. PARTY! 🎟️: ticketweb.com/event/mermaid-…

This week's TCB Field Report talks shop w/ xo, jo who juggles running day-to-day operations at UCB Franklin, dazzling audiences as a stand-up, and doing erotic fiction for commission. Oh, yes, we definitely dig into this year's Emmy noms too. thecomedybureau.com/joann-schinder…

oceans: hot tub aliens: real economy: disintegrating me: hey just circling back on my last email

I hate when my friends that aren’t comedians send me clips of other comedians like “isn’t he funny?!” And I have to just sit there silently and like their laugh emojis with no real response.

The YEARS it took me to accept this.

Did I just get woken up by an earthquake?? #LAearthquake

I spent the prime years of my 30’s in lock down waiting for the world to re-open. And now it’s here and no one told me I’d be older and my skin would be flaky.

Hi. Popping in to yell into the void that “INTERMISSIONS DURING STANDUP SHOWS IS A TERRIBLE IDEA AND IS UNFAIR TO THE COMICS.”

When I’m right i’m right

I’m in a Lyft and I’m car sick. U?

I’m in another Lyft and I’m for real nauseous.

In an 8AM NYC cab sobbing in the back seat to the radio’s Kelly Clarkson - Stronger. Probs times for some anti-D’z🫡

My toxic trait is that if I have to be somewhere at 11AM, thinking I can leave at 11AM, and still get there on time.

Hard Man soft boy this Saturday at Bushwick Comedy Club! W/ xo, jo Mike Recine Jad Slay & Andrea Allan Tickets: tinyurl.com/3t8f3mas

Ice agents are just ‘Make-A-Wish’ cops for sociopaths.