This entire carton of eggs I bought were accidental double yolks. If I was writing this ad campaign, the slogan would be “More bang for your cluck.”

The construction crew working on the house next door are currently blaring a Spanish, male cover of My Heart Will Go On. Take that , toxic masculinity!

Living or deceased, performers to be RESPECTED. Pass AB 1836 to provide crucial intellectual property protections against A.I.

Assemblymember Rebecca Bauer-Kahan Team Patterson Asm. Isaac G. Bryan Diane B. Dixon Josh Hoover ASM Jacqui Irwin Assemblymember Josh Lowenthal Assemblymember Liz Ortega @asmchrisward Buffy Wicks

Nothing says midlife crisis like buying an outfit for your 39th birthday at Forever 21. 

Thank you Jeremy. Beth Stelling

See Beth Monday at 7:15 in The Main Room Mermaid Comedy Hour at The Hollywood Improv 11/13 with Lisa Ann Walter Torrei Hart 👑 Valerie Tosi Irene Tu +more! Get tickets at improv.com/hollywood #hollywoodimprov #comedy

Monday baby!

Mermaid Comedy Hour at The Hollywood Improv 11/13 is in the Hollywood Improv MAIN ROOM!

Valerie Tosi
Lisa Ann Walter
Torrei Hart 👑
Beth Stelling
Irene Tu

The 'I Voted' sticker should have a frowny face on it this year.

Kick off Women's History Month at the Hollywood Improv w these stars, some we can't even announce yet! Who doesn't love a mystery?

Lisa Ann Walter
Torrei Hart 👑
Beth Stelling
Irene Tu
elon musk is my father
Valerie Tosi

PS: We’re in the main room! 🧜🏼‍♀️

Tickets: ticketweb.com/event/mermaid-…

Chain Smoking while Pregnant #mowelch

See Mo tonight at 7:30 in The with #debradigiovanni uncle leslie Valerie Tosi +more! Very limited tickets left at improv.com/hollywood #hollywoodimprov #comedy

Reading that the economy is good while perusing 1 bedroom apartments being rented for 5,000 dollars a month and looking at jobs that pay 31,000 dollars a year.

Our options for entertainment now are unhinged 15-second front-facing videos or 3+ hour sprawling, depressing epics, and I don’t know which one makes me feel worse after watching.

KILLER LINEUP FOR YOUR SUNDAY NIGHT! Get tix at westsidecomedy.com.

ZAINAB JOHNSON Susan Seranwrap uncle leslie Chinedu Unaka Valerie Tosi #LosAngeles #santamonica

Anyone here ever strained/torn their hip flexor? It’s hell and I’m looking for any sign of hope.

I love my union, but can someone tell SAG to stop having famous actors leave us pre-recorded voicemails from telemarketer numbers? I’ve already had three today and I’m just trying to work my day job before Al takes that away too.

🚀 Hooo boy we've got a hot standup show for you this Friday. No drink minimum, no overpriced chicken fingers, just top shelf comedy.

Order or Stream My Album "Ain't I a Wombat?" @rcisario Valerie Tosi Andrew Johnston Kyle Ayers @mikefalzone Elon’s Husk Adam Newman

Get tickets: jetbook.co/e/jetpack-come…

Nextdoor in West Hollywood is lit

Tonight’s the night! We’re celebrating EIGHT YEARS y’all, come party with us!

Not me stress-refreshing gmail, waiting to hear from the nanny herself. SAG, you up?

Oh my starfish, we're turning 8! It's the Mermaid Comedy Hour 8th Anniversary Show, featuring:

andrea☁️
Grey DeLisle
Justine Marino
Bri Gigér 🌈
Nikki Bon
Sarah Lawrence
elon musk is my father
Valerie Tosi

Come celebrate 11/13 @ 8:30pm Hollywood Improv

🎟️: ticketweb.com/event/mermaid-…

The tasty secret is out! Had a blast working with the Rhett & Link team on this. And no, that wasn’t a wig. 😝