omg it’s so cold out someone should send me money

stupid idiot

i hope you find your way home

Twitter is such an interesting place because today I learned you’re not supposed to be upset when a roommate moves another person into your apartment for weeks without asking

im not allowed to listen limp bizkit bc it makes me want to be a boy

i love abortions and trans people and immigrants and birth control and gay people and having fun and being kind

what’s it called when you’re very smart but can’t remember anything and know literally nothing

having to pee really puts things into perspective. like ok none of this matters

Never kill urself

noooo don't kill yourself you gotta try all the vietnamese soups

“So then I asked ChatGPT-“

Every time I taste sushi I wanna backflip off a table and land in a dougie

You put the fried egg over the bed of rice and it’s just good

I have the opposite of mental illness. Like mental swag or something

what about it

my current hyperfixation is Pho and being loved like how i deserve to be loved