#EastEnders since when has Bali been a 9hr flight from London….. 🤦🏻‍♂️

I really hope the last words Pope Francis heard weren't "Do you even own a suit?"

The Pope was so lucky. On his last day on earth he was able to meet such a holy and devoted man in JD Vance. 🙏🏻

BREAKING!!

One less paedo supporter left…. RIH….👌🏻 ‘He was a lovely man’……bollox!!!

Love it!! 🇬🇧 #Eurovision

10. This deal is good for bills, good for jobs, and good for our borders.     We rolled up our sleeves to deliver what the last government couldn’t.

Boris Johnson having a meal with everyone who thinks he should be Prime Minister again.

20 years ago today, I released a song that bought me this house. Whoever thought a song about being high as a kite on drugs, stalking someone else’s girlfriend would resonate quite so much? Thank you. You guys are beautiful.

Looking forward to leaving my #trustpilot review after we complete today Taylor Rose 🤔

Loving the new shop layout of your Feltham store Tesco 👌🏻 Clearly designed by a man who doesn’t shop! Who in their right mind plans for the frozen section to be at the start of a store so it defrosts as you shop…. 🔔🔚’s

My patience is like a gift card. You can try it but not sure how much is left on it

Priti Patel MP You got sacked twice, pipe down

So many roads in Britain are flooding on a frequent basis. But before they blame it on cow farts causing climate change, it might helpful if local councils could be arsed to regularly unblock and clean the road drains. That’s what we pay our council tax for, apparently.

Seriously Gaydio Kriss Herbert-Noble what is the point of playing Pussy Palace by Lily Allen is you are going to mute virtually every word in the song!!! A brilliant song ruined!!! And the song isn’t called ‘Palace’!!!!! 🤦🏻‍♂️

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Is this a joke?

Anyone wondering why this bint didn’t become Mayor of London…. Follow the dense wench for more info 🙄

Rt Hon Nadine Dorries Pipe down, Nadine. You can’t rail against Blair for rushing into a bogus war and then also berate the PM who has learned from his mistakes.

Suella Braverman It is not a good relationship when one side berates, belittles and demands and the other just goes along with it… that’s weakness. A good relationship relies on mutual respect not bullying oh… and don’t mistake Trump for America… his popularity is plummeting because they don’t

A few days ago we were pussies, he didn't need or want our help and he'd already won this war. Turns out...he's thick as fuck, endangered us all, had no idea what he was getting all us into and, above all, he's a massive cunt. Who knew!