jaybird 🌞 (@jimmyca51483735) 's Twitter Profile
jaybird 🌞

@jimmyca51483735

but birds aren’t real
shit posting & missing old tumblr (slut)
queer in all the ways
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meep (@cockjuring) 's Twitter Profile Photo

john mulaney @ dreamforce set oh to be there. we should bully tech nerds much more often. they should get cop treatment at this point

john mulaney @ dreamforce set 

oh to be there. we should bully tech nerds much more often. they should get cop treatment at this point
If Only (@ifonlytimeline) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Chappell Roan is super easy to understand: she’s a 26 yo who hates Donald Trump, but has watched hundreds of kids be killed in horrifying ways in Gaza for the last year on her iPhone, and Democrats supporting it. Joe Biden literally hugging the perpetrator 1/3

trappy-chan (@trappychan_) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Americans be like: "9/11, the most shocking day in world history, when we knew we werent safe at home" The rest of the world on a daily basis for the past century under american t*rrorism:

Arnaud Bertrand (@rnaudbertrand) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This might sound like nothing but this is one of the most extraordinary revealing things Israel has said. In the words of Israeli officials themselves Nasrallah literally died because he refused a side deal that abandoned the Palestinians. In effect this man labelled

Read Starting Somewhere (@jphilllllll) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Thinking about how “climate change will manifest as a series of disasters viewed through phones with footage that gets closer and closer to where you live until you're the one filming it” as 𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲 said.

Andrey X (@the_andrey_x) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I was illegally detained by the Israeli Army with four other journalists. Here's what happened: On October 8th 2024, at approximately 01:00 PM, a car with five journalists (an American journalist, a Palestinian journalist, a Russian-Israeli journalist, a Canadian-Israeli

G Jones (@gjonesbass) 's Twitter Profile Photo

completely insane that climate policy is almost never discussed in this election cycle and that trump asking oil executives to give $1 billion to his campaign rarely even gets a mention

Aaron Maté (@aaronjmate) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Why hasn't Giuliani's hateful rant against Palestinians become a political controversy? (Answer: because Democrats can't extract any political benefit from it).

Ryan Grim (@ryangrim) 's Twitter Profile Photo

"The video has been removed." So the Times realized a video they claimed was showing Israelis getting beaten up actually showed the opposite, so they removed the video. Why not leave the video in and just make it accurate?

Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Ackman trying to talk his rich friends off the ledge before the market opens tomorrow after Trump announces tonight he intends to impose massive tariffs on Canada, Mexico and China.

Ackman trying to talk his rich friends off the ledge before the market opens tomorrow after Trump announces tonight he intends to impose massive tariffs on Canada, Mexico and China.
keelin (@kinglykee) 's Twitter Profile Photo

day 437 without griz, SPACE CAMP II WAS TWO YEARS AGO TODAY and all i can hear is “space camp, blast off” in my head over and over again… im abt to blast myself off this earth

Daniel Boguslaw (@drboguslaw) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Last week, it emerged that health insurance leaders pressured the DOJ to bring federal charges against Luigi Mangione. This week, I discovered the top 3 officials at DOJ all collected paychecks from healthcare companies before serving in government: shorturl.at/lgLIU

Last week, it emerged that health insurance leaders pressured the DOJ to bring federal charges against Luigi Mangione. This week, I discovered the top 3 officials at DOJ all collected paychecks from healthcare companies before serving in government: shorturl.at/lgLIU
Zito (@_zeets) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Emily Wilson spent years explaining how a lot of the older translations weren’t translating the actual poem but riffing off each other only for people to come around because of Nolan and think the other translations are more accurate because they sound “older”

Sara McGee for Texas HD 132 (@sarafortexlege) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Elon and Greg Abbott’s plan for Texas - in 3 screenshots. Tesla lays off 2,688 Texas employees immediately following having 2,639 H1B visas approved (2022/2023). Let’s not forget that Abbott begged him to come here, offering him tax breaks to do so, while keeping our property

Elon and <a href="/GregAbbott_TX/">Greg Abbott</a>’s plan for Texas - in 3 screenshots. Tesla lays off 2,688 Texas employees immediately following having 2,639 H1B visas approved (2022/2023).

Let’s not forget that Abbott begged him to come here, offering him tax breaks to do so, while keeping our property
the thicc husband & father (@lukeisamazing) 's Twitter Profile Photo

very funny to use this image to complain about Chinese censorship when our own govt has literally had a Biden admin mouthpiece saying “there’s no genocide in Ba Sing Se” with a shit-eating grin plastered across his face for over a year

very funny to use this image to complain about Chinese censorship when our own govt has literally had a Biden admin mouthpiece saying “there’s no genocide in Ba Sing Se” with a shit-eating grin plastered across his face for over a year
Matthew Chapman (@fawfulfan) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Under Trump's executive order, every single person in America is now legally classified as female. All embryos begin by developing female sex organs, with male sex organs only replacing them at around 6 weeks of gestation.

Under Trump's executive order, every single person in America is now legally classified as female.

All embryos begin by developing female sex organs, with male sex organs only replacing them at around 6 weeks of gestation.