kai havertz and let slip the dogs of war

Come on, Mudryk and Jackson are doing their best.

oh chelsea fans are down THAT bad

Mauricio Pochettino urges Chelsea to show they are not just ‘Cole Palmer FC’ dlvr.it/T5sjsK

giles fraser and graham linehan are in the SDP, lol

the celebratory sunbed Ben White will have if he scores a hat trick will literally kill him. Arteta, sub him now. save him from himself.

WE’RE GONNA GIVE HAVERTZ A HATTRICK ARENT WE THIS IS WORSE THAN I COULD HAVE POSSIBLY IMAGINED

Meanwhile the Tesla Cybertruck will break down if you take it through a car wash.

benoit blanc you have done it again

i don't believe you

if you can tolerate the reality behind the phrase 'mass graves found at hospital' then you have quite simply internalised on some deep level the pervasive racist myth that Palestinians do not share fully in your humanity

the biggest dipshits on earth are going to try and frame 'the government taking more money out of the economy than it puts in' as a victory for an-caps