Mugged, 100 banh mi, fresh new ass painting and a rolly polly tumble off a motorbike. Vietnam is living.

Ricky Gervais kicks off The #GoldenGlobes.

Jetstar flight delayed, shock me #clockwork

Balwyn Cinemas is an aged care facility #seniors

(1) Can I get a front foot check please. Yes fair delivery. Let’s have a look at snicko first thanks. Rock and roll that snick for me please. Yes ok it presenting as a snick, can I please get a side on hot spot to confirm that please. Yeah it’s clearly hit the bat there.

New little dragon album is #breastmilk thanks for that

I’ve just been thinking and It makes me happy that matty Boyd is a premiership player

Which one is more enlightened? Sharing a post online to show that you’re ‘not a racist’, OR making the call that Australia has the same systemic issues as America? #wowprofoundman

Bailey Smith is the best of his draft year. By a long way. A seriously good footballer

Menulog song is a discccc #somebodysay #snoop

Jordan Pickford is cellophane #newkeeperplease Everton

With umpiring like this I guess all you can do is laugh.

Essendon are shit and 2 litre Peter is a gimp go the dogs Western Bulldogs

Macrae is still criminally underrated Hayden Ross

Dogs win tonight

Dogs in the 8 is well deserved

It’s genuine torture having Bevo continue as coach. Please put us out of our misery and pay him his severance package

This x 10

Got a haircut. Barber didn’t say a word to me for 20 minutes and I rated the fuck out of it. #sayless

How’s this - in Tasmania they drive on the left side of the road! So weird