Fucking amen!!!!!

Hahahaha

Not enough of this sort of straight talking in Australia anymore. Love this. #energy #auspol

I dunno man, I reckon it’s pretty gross that one of the guys with the biggest platform is a professional shit-stirrer who grinds an axe against someone he dislikes at every opportunity. But here I am engaging with it so fuck me, I guess.

At home, won every toss, got their chests out, got the pitches they wanted, Pant got hurt, Bumrah only played three tests… just eeked out a 2-2 draw. Bless the Poms. They try.

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Oh my Lordy

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What the fuck is Alex Carey doing

Cameron Green’s dismissal is impossible to fathom … AUS cruising at 3-291 … 45 not out … and he gifts his wicket in a totally bizarre fashion 🏏 #Ashes

Have a look at this soft cock roll in bowling 130kms with brand new ball hahahaha #AUSvENG

Well that was all very exciting but Smudge, what was the V thing?

Will this be the turning point for Australia? Save us Pauline

This is the greatest tweet ever

Mitchell Starc has now taken 119 Ashes wickets which takes him past James Anderson's 117. Starc got there in 24 fewer innings

jason reads @GovindIstOdraza Steve Smith has 37 Test centuries in 219 innings, while Joe Root has 41 in 297—exactly 78 fewer innings but only 4 behind in centuries. Impressive efficiency!

England’s opener today, Zak Crawley, and number 11 Adil Rashid have each batted 251 times in first class cricket in their careers. Adil Rashid has a better first class batting average. #SLvsENG

Still thinking about those two Ed Richards kicks to Naughton and English.

You can't be pulling this shit off twice that late in the game. Ed Richards is a freak