Did Zohran Mamdani also beat you at swimming

“im 40 days sober” …. ok? “from meth” ooouu impressive!

yall don’t know church musicians, huh?

$70 😂. First Commander Finesser back at it again

Girl can he learn to walk before you start this shit

Fitzgerald after a night with Olivia Pope #LoveIslandUSA #SCANDAL

“Anything else?” CORRECT.

*stops pouring milk directly onto them* what was that

As a homeowner....FELT. lmao

LMAO

Work been kicking my ass and i was about to start going off but my boss just sent me flowers and wine and let me expense massages on the company card

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

The movie we sold to HBO MAX, which was abandoned by HBO MAX, and subsequently sold to Ketchup Entertainment, is now streaming on... MAX, the streaming service formerly known and soon-to-be-known again as HBO MAX! That’s cool as hell and it all makes perfect sense!

✨ NO ✨

soul tie yourself to some fucking money.

A MOTHER

My job had a pride ball and I came as law roach and omg this wig is HOT as hell

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