life was much simpler when my bedroom walls were covered in nick jonas posters from Tigerbeat magazine.

When my fam ask me what dish i brought, ima say “beef” & then swing on my cousin

yeah this coronavirus sucks and all but not having to dress up for the living room hitting different

All ranch DOES NOT taste the same. I said what I said

my computer hacker strictly googles random things. example: Hilary Swank.

i’m in too deep

and only shaina abramson

this explains not a thing

Jim Justice giving away pick up trucks, lifetime hunting & fishing licenses, & hunting rifles & shotguns as vaccine incentives is truly the most West Virginian thing I’ve ever heard in my life

mercury is in libra ♎︎

me going to bed knowing i was annoying all day

No bones today. Let your boss know.

named my first car cardi b for a reason.

beer should cost $1.00

Yes

Me: I have a headache. WebMD: and it will be your last.

I used to draw tf out of a Sun in the corner of a paper when I was a kid.