My toxic trait is saying to myself “it’s only $20” 1700 times a week

Who needs help today?? I’m going to pick 3 random people who retweet this and send them $3,000 ♥️ Love you guys

YAS WE DID 🎉🎉

"Hi, I'm calling about your cars extended warranty."

My baby been watching peppa pig 🐷 and now Everytime she sees a wetpuddle she wants to stomp on top of it 😒😒That shit gets me so tight ! FuCkin up her uggs......Deum you peppa pig ...COUNT YOUR FUCKIN DAYS!🤬

This is domestic terrorism. Don’t call this protesting.

Wow what a dumb bitch

i do enough i have enough i am enough

***boyfriend

I’m just here to help. 🤷🏿‍♀️ #wediditJoe

my cat with a $20 toy: no thanks my cat with the mcdonald's straw i dropped on the floor: u are my vice. my muse. 𝓂𝓎 𝓈𝑜𝓊𝓁𝓂𝒶𝓉𝑒

I can’t believe 12 years ago I was dancing around my bedroom to love story and now here I am again

Just like magic, I’m attractive. I get everything I want cause I attract it