if only shower tan and morning skinny lasted forever

I want a chiropractor to crack my entire body like a glow stick

i want to get a tat today but i’m 17 and my parents are too lazy to sign off

Remember when summer was for sleeping in but then we all grew up and got jobs that made you get up earlier than school

once i buy an overpriced planner for the school year that will help me pretend i have my life together for only about a month, its over for you hoes

This is the best video you’ll see on the internet today. I had to hold back my tears.

My mood all day

Don’t forget to schedule in some ‘you’ time this week.

*opening gifts* me: :D my mom: do you love it ⍢⃝ my dad: HEY EVERYONE PUT YOUR WRAPPING PAPER IN THIS BAG. Hey, tell your, TELL UR SISTER TO PUT THE WRAPPING PAPER IN THIS BAG. CAN YOU GRAB THAT PIECE FOR ME. Here what IF I HAND YOU THE BAG. DONT JUST THROW IT OVER THERE, I—

When someone asks me how I’ve been

This is exactly what 2020 feels like.

“How is studying going?” My nap was great thanks for asking

I have no titties BUT MY ASS 😍 😍😍😍 flat too goodnight

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