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No longer being a Chargers fan has seriously been the most liberating development of my life.

That stadium looks like a Kroger

Remember 2015 when we all got really strangely good at digital Pool and called it 8 ball

Idk maybe you should be with the person you think about when listening to Zach Bryan

Hey Buffalo Bills, you’re going to love #OURGUY Matt! Get ready for some left-footed BOMBS! #PuntGod #BillsMafia

New Answer The Internet featuring Sal Vulcano! MFK: that pig Chris Distefano, Joe DeRosa and HOMELESSPIMP WATCH LIVE NOW: m.youtube.com/watch?v=urDoyh…

FINAL: #Padres 5, Dodgers 3 #CaptureTheMoment #PadresWin

Trent Grisham = Him #CaptureTheMoment

Good sportsmanship is the best

Current situation in San Diego. #Postseason

WE'RE GOING TO THE NLCS #CaptureTheMoment

Humm….

LA? BEAT. #CaptureTheMoment

cute date idea: i finish this way faster than you and make you feel bad

When you're triggered over the dirty dishes in the sink, it's not really about the dishes. It's about:

Career Update: I’m excited to announce that I’ve accepted a full-time position at SDA as the Special Assistant of Digital Media. A huge thank you to everyone who has played a part in my career and got me to where I am today. I can’t wait to started 🔱 #ForksUp