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calendar_today21-01-2010 11:08:07

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Anon Opin. (@anon_opin) 's Twitter Profile Photo

We need a new organ that wither breaks down microplastics to excrete them or make them into something useful. They are too deeply embedded into our environment now. We need to evolve or engineer an adaptation to cope.

Dad Jokes (@dadsaysjokes) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I got a new stick deodorant today. The instructions said: Remove cap and push up bottom. I can barely walk, but when I fart, the room smells lovely.

David__Osland (@david__osland) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Fail to clean up you dog's poo and you're fined £1000. Dump billions of litres of shit in Britain's rivers and you're in line for a six-figure annual bonus.

Richard H (@thehoogie) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Rylan’s behaviour today is a good example of why it’s best to keep quiet and let people think you’re dumb rather than open your mouth and prove it

Blockhead (@ohyoublockhead) 's Twitter Profile Photo

things changed after the Greenland War. watching waves of euros be vaporized by Amazon drones, Trump gifting the Eiffel Tower to Saudi Arabia. now, most of the euros left alive are used to farm stem cells for overweight Americans to grow second stomachs.

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World's best cities to live in. 1. 🇬🇧 London 2. 🇯🇵 Tokyo 3. 🇨🇳 Shanghai 4. 🇸🇬 Singapore 5. 🇦🇺 Melbourne 6. 🇦🇺 Sydney 7. 🇫🇷 Paris 8. 🇨🇳 Beijing 9. 🇺🇸 New York 10. 🇳🇱 Amsterdam (Global Finance Magazine)