it's been (only) two years since i drew this

Me

Explaining The Rizzler to someone is so embarrassing

Satanists have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

JAKE BATESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

JAKE BATES

Bringing back prayer in schools but ending free lunch for hungry children. American Evangelicals are so fake and craven

It seems timely to repost one of my favourite tables: cdc.gov/vaccines/imz-m…

this app actually used to be fun now its just sex offenders rage baiting because they’re unemployed

Slow as hell

Having to get up Monday morning but then realizing it’s a short holiday week

Jameson Williams. No drama. No scandals. Just great ball

Rapist

Air Waymo cleared for takeoff ✈️ #CHIvsDET | 📺 CBS

Spencer brought 72 beers to DREAMBOIS Thanksgiving

Air Waymo is set for takeoff waymo

spotify wrapped is SO LAZY this year they didn’t tell me whether that gay little town in Vermont still matches my music taste