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@jazzieyay
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Dadman Walking
@dadmann_walking
introvert. Husband. Dad of 3. bourbon fund: Venmo- Shane83 My links! https://t.co/X1R5q5AVST seen in @Buzzfeed @Menshumor @HuffPostParents @cheezburMarcy G
@BunAndLeggings
parenthood is like a box of chocolates... it's expensiveHSIC
@JustMrsScorpio
Iโm easily turned off.Jessie
@mommajessiec
*awkward silence* Mom to four, wife to one. Like I am to most things, I came here late too.Momsense Ensues
@momsense_ensues
Working mom of two boys, happily married, trying to bring a little joy to the nonsense of parenting ๐ https://t.co/ujkBfo5Yxt ๐ #BLMLady Lawya
@Parkerlawyer
divorce lawyer | mom to a bazillion kids | https://t.co/0FDtG6xK4t | please send all dms to @funderlaw | https://t.co/t7dCbYmwguUnexpected SAHM
@UnexpectedSAHM
overeducated punk rock princess turned volvo-driving soccer mom // now on mastodon: @[email protected]Professional Worrier
@pro_worrier_
My mother was a hamster and my father smelled of elderberries.just a girl.
@inthiscoldworld
Iโm the original JAG. mom to 3 humans, the best dog, and servant of 3 cats. not here for you and I owe you nothing ๐Real Life Mommy
@reallifemommy3
Twitter is cheaper than therapy. Tweets are mine ๐@huffpost @TODAY_Parents @buzzfeed @babycenter @chicagotribune @boredpanda @thepoke @thechive ...Chelle~
@BombChelleMama_
Little cheeseburger aficionado. Disclaimer: I am not responsible for how you interpret my tweets.That Mom Tho
@mom_tho
contributor @scarymommy @romper [email protected] Tweets: https://t.co/5zWeBtUUx6๐ค Just Heather ๐ค
@weedswildflowrs
Not just a Mom. Still figuring out the rest. #artist #scoliosis #spinalfusionsurgery #Neurodivergent af #Geek #LGBTQ+ #tattoosMaryfairyboberry๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ
@maryfairybobrry
Mom Humor, Nonverbal Autism, Adoptee Journey, Oceanerika tucker
@beetsonbikes
Mom & wife from Long Beach Ca I cook. I workout. I write. I explore.Snarky Mommy
@SnarkyMommy78
enjoying every momentFeralTherapist (she/her) ๐ณ๏ธโ๐โฃ๏ธ๐๐๐
@IMomalogues
Mostly parenting & therapy humor with a sprinkling of polyamorous snark & exvangelical musings. Nonbinary, gray ace, arospec๐ถโก
@Love_bug1016
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@contradiction70
I keep my chapstick on me like itโs a Glocka girl has no name
@seaglasssiren
i belong to the stars.KANEY
@_ayannaE
Iโm EKANE most the time Iโm annoying so you wonโt be here long ๐ซฃ IG @theyhateekane YT ๐ท Life W/ Ekane The Biggest Moose ๐ซ ๐คญP-Valley
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@Pvalleyupdates
#1 Source for the latest updates on the @STARZ hit-series @PvalleyStarz. โณTurn on notificationsC Jay
@CJayCrz
My Voice on X. - Passionate about music, business, and digital creation. Join me as I blend creativity with strategy. #CJayCrz #Entrepreneur #DigitalCreatorPaula Humble
@PaulaHumble2
๐ฉโ๐งโ๐งMotherOfTwo. ๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐งHappilyTaken by @ZachEll33001556 ๐4HMother. ๐ค4HSupporter. ๐ฝ4HVolunteer. ๐ฆ4HLover. ๐LovingLife.Sharonda Jackson
@adozenhands
#Mom life with six kids + one-year-old #twins. Wife. Conservative Christian. Homeschool. Entrepreneur. Mom Blogger. Never giving up ramen ๐ or coffee โ๏ธOliviaHarshaw
@Olivia_harshaw
Wife, mother, amateur erotica author. Just a Philly gal with a dirty mind. Read my stories - https://t.co/2Ttq7PZcwyLove Her Lead
@loveherlead
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@s3asonnn
hate it here | DaโMari & DaโMya & DaโLilah๐๐Frank Wears A Mask
@Frankwearsamask
Professional misanthrope, veteran, accidental dog rescuer, nerdAboveAndBeyond..โ๐พ
@GenX_74
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@Crazy_ButCute2
I lift things up and put them down. I love food. I look good naked. link in bio ๐๐ผโโ๏ธ SLE/Fibro warrior! Every day stronger ๐ช๐ปโค๏ธ๐ฏSavannah
@MorethanaMomma
Creator of โMore than a Motherโ podcast. the goal is to help moms feel less alone and learn together who we are outside of being a mom.Eugene V. Belitsky ๐บ๐ฆ
@Jhenya_Belitsky
On 7/6/16 I was diagnosed with chronic cancer. On 11/8/16, the nation got essentially the same diagnosis. #TheResistance #Resist #ExGop #NotesToLogan. He/HimMindyBWrites
@IWriteTheStuff
she/her *self-diagnosed Autistic *BA in Classics - Ancient Greek *pre-MA in English & Creative Writing *Happily married to the love of my life. *LGBTQIA+ allyRapper G.S
@RapperGSRules
Father. Hip Hopper. Philosopher. Vinyl Connoisseur. Chess Enthusiast. Old account was @RapperGS1jaclarke
@Clarja_wewon
Married. Trumpism is a disease. Just a blue dot in a red state. ๐Kindness matters most.A lover of ๐๐๐๐๐๐Sayla
@saylahachey
I am currently working on songwriting and putting my stories to paper ๐๏ธJerry
@JVogl
Austrian living in Brazil with a U.S. passport. Best part of the day is walking my dog on the beach. Mostly, I selectively retweet. democrat since 1/7TxMolasses
@txmolasses
Avi is not me. Pisces human. Always hungry. Only indulge in โ & โค all humans. My cat's name is October..mombrain
@frommymombrain
GreatValue โข Mom Twitter, SaaSy corporate girlie, espresso aficionadoCol. John Pelham
@GallantPelham
I wasted my life for a terrible cause - now I'm back to fight for #HumanRights #RacialEquality #EconomicEquality ๐โ๐ฟ https://t.co/dMYywAs6rjStayAtHomeGollum
@Theasaurusrexed
Person-shaped Void Always anxious, occasionally funny I voted for Biden, and Iโll do it again, but I really hope I donโt have to.โคScott S Cooperโค
@SSscoop475
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@aggala
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@ArtherHelena
I think since we just met we should take our time and am sure things will be better ? I want to love someone and a make a good family with that person text me ULindy Vogel
@TheLindyVogel
Failed model. Mom of 6. Words: @PregnantChicken @MontereyBayParent @businessinsider EiC Sweary Mommy on @Medium.Twinfluenced
@Twinfluenced
Life with multiples. Follow on the โgram @ twin.fluencedThe Necro Times
@NecroTimesIM
Necro Times, hub of the #EvilDead. #Horror #HorrorCommunity #HorrorMovies #Slasher #HorrorFam #Immortalis. Creators: @JasonVoorheesIM @Ashy_slasheeJason Voorhees
@JasonVoorheesIM
Crystal Lake legend. #HorrorCommunity #JasonVoorhees #HorrorFam #HorrorMovies #MutantFam #EvilDead #Immortalis. Creators: Valkyrie Kerry & Brett DyerChelsea Rebecca ๐๐ฅฉ
@carebecc
VA | Isadora #fireemblemheroes | Queen of the Dead @ Dead Meat. (she/her) [email protected]Camille Gray
@jcamillegray
Truth-Save America from conspiracy lies. MA: Psychological Research:Neuroscience & Equine interaction to help PTSD VETERANS : Fight Mental illness & StigmaKiD CuDi
@KiDindiCUDi
The Chosen OneOccupy Democrats
@OccupyDemocrats
#1 Democratic organization on social media. NY Times says we helped defeat Trump in 2020. Follow us on Facebook, Tik-Tok, IG & Tribel: https://t.co/RvkKYTKXE3Your Neighbour The Space Alien
@backnbleak
Pan๐ - he/him/they/them- ๐Horror, comics, and art are my life - ExMormon - sexual and mental wellness advocate.Vasileios Katsardis๐ฌ๐ท๐จ๐ฆ๐ช๐บ๐ง๐ช๐ฌ๐ง๐๐
@vkatsardis
EU Parliament-I express personal views-Retweets-not endorsements-Instagram: @vkatsardis CV: https://t.co/co5ZbcZ6qE๐ค๐ฆRowan Moon๐ฆ๐ค
@oXxRowanxXo
#ProudDemocrat ๐ค #Unbreakable #StillWithHer -Maybe I'll give this place another try... we'll see how it goes. Don't bother with DMs. I don't read themLongTime๐คFirstTime๐จโ๐ป
@LongTimeHistory
Long time reader.๐ค First time tweeter.๐ฉโ๐ป Home of 'TODAY IN HISTORY' 'History may not repeat, but it does often rhymeโ โ Mark Twain #wtpBLUE #DemVoice1Dragonlady
@Jaspercatrules
A blue dot in a red state๐ Married. Woke Antifa. Get vaccinated. Wear a mask. ๐๐๐๐ท ๐ Trump is the biggest Loser ever. No porn. No DM's.Yournew Momfriend
@NewMomFriend
Honest mom. Funny stories. Musings. Support. Parent solidarity. Follow me on IG as well at https://t.co/rpgNdwNLy5โฆ #workingmom #momlife #funnymomJust Jay
@1JaySC
Democrat ๐ซNO DMโs๐ซ Donโt ask me for money or a date. #MuskKilledTwitter Coffee, Cigars and Bourbon keep me sane.Ryan Shead
@RyanShead
Husband | Dad | Veteran | #MentalHealth | #LynchSyndrome | Host of the #SheadShow | The Most Censored Man on the LeftFROโ๏ธ
@FROzenliberal
Research meteorologist (CCM), climatologist. ๐บ๐ธโ๏ธ US Navy Vet (AG1). Opinionated, foul mouthed, liberal American.๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐ ๐ซDMs without permission.Judith Lynne
@judithlynnepub
Regency romance author. She/her. My cute quip would have to be 100,000 words. #BlackLivesMatter STILL, people, #racism-isnt-overSocalkevin85
@Socalkev85
Thought I'd give it another try.Sassy Bourbon
@bourbonandsass2
Iโm back for round 3 apparently! I have a black coffee addiction, a boxer and Great Dane. Just living that jeep life! Sarcasm is my love language!LeAndra Potts
@PottsLeAndra
Just a critical care nurse and Mommy to the 2 most beautiful and intelligent little boys, ever!!!!