Someb0dies_mamaa
@jazzieyay
๐คธ๐ฝโโ๏ธMomming is like, needing your mom then remembering that itโs your job now. โ๏ธBrew crew โ๏ธ โฅ๏ธ๐@Esqueaks ๐ซ๐ฝ
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30-06-2010 08:12:37
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Dadman Walking
@dadmann_walking
introvert. Husband. Dad of 3. bourbon fund: Venmo- Shane83 My links! https://t.co/X1R5q5AVST seen in @Buzzfeed @Menshumor @HuffPostParents @cheezbur
Marcy G
@BunAndLeggings
parenthood is like a box of chocolates... it's expensive
Jessie
@mommajessiec
*awkward silence* Mom to four, wife to one. Like I am to most things, I came here late too.
Momsense Ensues
@momsense_ensues
Working mom of two boys, happily married, trying to bring a little joy to the nonsense of parenting ๐ https://t.co/ujkBfo5Yxt ๐ #BLM
Unexpected SAHM
@UnexpectedSAHM
overeducated punk rock princess turned volvo-driving soccer mom // now on mastodon: @[email protected]
Professional Worrier
@pro_worrier_
My mother was a hamster and my father smelled of elderberries.
just a girl.
@inthiscoldworld
Iโm the original JAG. mom to 3 humans, the best dog, and servant of 3 cats. not here for you and I owe you nothing ๐
Real Life Mommy
@reallifemommy3
Twitter is cheaper than therapy. Tweets are mine ๐@huffpost @TODAY_Parents @buzzfeed @babycenter @chicagotribune @boredpanda @thepoke @thechive ...
Chelle~
@BombChelleMama_
Little cheeseburger aficionado. Disclaimer: I am not responsible for how you interpret my tweets.
๐ค Just Heather ๐ค
@weedswildflowrs
Not just a Mom. Still figuring out the rest. #artist #scoliosis #spinalfusionsurgery #Neurodivergent af #Geek #LGBTQ+ #tattoos
Maryfairyboberry๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ
@maryfairybobrry
Mom Humor, Nonverbal Autism, Adoptee Journey, Ocean
mom mom mom mom mom
@notmythirdrodeo
https://t.co/lKTwNPcAGY @momsoverhere on IG. Momminโ the best I can with low standards. Featured in @HuffPost, @Buzzfeed, @Today_Parents and more.
Snarky Mommy
@SnarkyMommy78
enjoying every moment
FeralTherapist (she/her) ๐ณ๏ธโ๐โฃ๏ธ๐๐๐
@IMomalogues
Mostly parenting & therapy humor with a sprinkling of polyamorous snark & exvangelical musings. Nonbinary, gray ace, arospec
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@Love_bug1016
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@contradiction70
I keep my chapstick on me like itโs a Glock
a girl has no name
@seaglasssiren
i belong to the stars.
IAmJillyBean
@ItIsMsJillyBean
Tattooed Single Mom. Harry Potter Nerd #Hufflepuffโก๏ธCraft Beer Lover๐ป๐
A Venezuelan Chick
@AVenezuelan19
Living the American life the Venezuelan way / Gym ๐ญ/ I can swear in 2 languages /Podcast junkie/ True crime fan ๐ช/ ๐โจ/ NO DMs
MumInBits
@MumInBits
Can be found speaking with a British accent
AkashasVision
@Akashhaslair
๐ฆ๐ Mother of the Mariposa Tribe | Visionary ๐๏ธ | Psychic Medium |
Eleanor_
@Eleanor1591361
Serenity Alan
@alansealer
Dm with your cashapp,PayPal,Venmo,Apple pay or Zelle if you need help to pay your bills,school fees or if you wanna pay your house rent dm me now๐ฐ๐ฏ
Chris K
@CK98969726
Emily Smith Sterner
@Em294062Em
Lover of life, Stanley Tucci & green bean casserole. Mama since 22 wife since 19.
Cristofer Bandini Bettini
@bandini_be86598
WanderingPhilosopher
@WandererToo
My Rambles from Journaling. Full of Inspirational Quotes & Thoughts | Poetry. Humor Sprinkles. Life is short, Kindness is Free; Give often & as much as You can.
Luis miguel
@Luismgt06
Helou๐
DrMatthew_Yu
@DrMatthew_Yu
Military surgeon Medicine โข Vlogs โข Travel โMedical Surgeon | Class Secretary Military Mission ๐บ๐ธ2LT U.S. Air Force | HPSP
HanaFlower
@HoaFlower1
Friendly, sweet
BUTTERCUP / ๐ง ๐ฅค
@Sabrina420
Bio this, Bio that ๐Joints and a** ๐จTits and sass ๐ฟSweet and sour ๐๐ฟ I can't rhyme...blah , blah..blah. ๐Stay out my DM's with your pee pees. ๐& Mom
Ngaliman
@Ngaliman1130784
Semangat ber buat baik
chris momalisa
@ChrisMomalisa
Jason Gunn
@JasonGu51460301
Non profit organizer (Real Ones Reaching Back)
Keith Johnstone
@KeithJo70675218
Thewannabeadventuremom
@beadventuremom
Honest, realistic and fun parenting adventure truths โฐ๏ธ๐ตAll I need is a proper adventure hat ๐ค
C Jay
@CJayCrz
My Voice on X. - Passionate about music, business, and digital creation. Join me as I blend creativity with strategy. #CJayCrz #Entrepreneur #DigitalCreator
AJHARUL HAQUE
@AJHARUL27
S&IB
Cris lee
@KnowURwortY26
Paula Humble
@PaulaHumble2
๐ฉโ๐งโ๐งMotherOfTwo. ๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐งHappilyTaken by @ZachEll33001556 ๐4HMother. ๐ค4HSupporter. ๐ฝ4HVolunteer. ๐ฆ4HLover. ๐LovingLife.
forttuna
@FPO7
1+1=11 ! ohhhhh yeaaaaaass!!!!!
John Stigerwalt
@JohnSti87355803
Little Kid Game
@littlekidgame
Bringing you the best in educational mobile games for kids! Curated by parents, recommended by educators. #littlekidgame #edugames.(Some may be sponsored)
Sharonda Jackson
@adozenhands
#Mom life with six kids + one-year-old #twins. Wife. Conservative Christian. Homeschool. Entrepreneur. Mom Blogger. Never giving up ramen ๐ or coffee โ๏ธ
Digital Vijaykumar
@webtechshops
I am a Vijay Chavda. I like to write about tech and gadgets-related content. For more information visit our site
Dr. Aubrie
@BabySleepDr
๐Sleep Consultant ๐Dr. of Clinical and Forensic Psych ๐Mom of โ๐ผ
John Barron
@JohnBar32896494
Joe Parslow
@ParslowJoe
OliviaHarshaw
@Olivia_harshaw
Wife, mother, amateur erotica author. Just a Philly gal with a dirty mind. Read my stories - https://t.co/2Ttq7PZcwy
Love Her Lead
@loveherlead
Childera Okeke
@ChilderaOkeke
KickTheDustUp420
@ForHonor212
Balderdash
@wx388
Doesnโt matter what the problem is. The answer is always ๐ง #Chiefskingdom #ForeverRoyal
ThoughtsOfAFirstTimeMum
@1stTimeMumLols
When do they fucking sleep?
Marid Genie
@jcGeniegodd
@SpaceShip_Jesus #THETRINITYFAMILY #HUMANITY MY #MAGICALBLUEBABIES #HOLY #TREASURECHESTTIMEPIECES #THEFT IN #USA IN THE YEAR 2013 IT'S 2023 @INDIASNC @UN @NASA
chap
@s3asonnn
hate it here | DaโMari & DaโMya & DaโLilah๐๐
Shannon Sarratt
@nomnomfoodzorz
Mommy, Gamer, Crafter, Student, Veteran, Autism mom.
neuroglobal
@globalavid
NLP coach, ( Dynamic Learning ). Online English/ Spanish translator and simultaneous interpreter.
Frank Wears A Mask
@Frankwearsamask
Professional misanthrope, veteran, accidental dog rescuer, nerd
Christy Garrison
@Christy87181371
AboveAndBeyond..โ๐พ
@GenX_74
โThe truth doesnโt need motivation.โ Katt Williams.
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@jabmolassie
- ๐พ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ข. ๐ฟ
FryingPanAfrican๐ชฎ
@MaafaEL23
Ephesians 5:11 / Tattoo Artist/ I walk from every thing like explosions are behind me!
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@Crazy_ButCute2
I lift things up and put them down. I love food. I look good naked. link in bio ๐๐ผโโ๏ธ SLE/Fibro warrior! Every day stronger ๐ช๐ปโค๏ธ๐ฏ janesheeley
@janesheeley
waxinu
@CarlDesandro
Steven Duhon
@StevenDuhon17
ููุง ุจุงูุญูููู
@hya66ameen
hello I love sweet sweets, and I love sweet Alex
Mark
@Mark03351707
MAGAโฆAmerica FirstโฆRomans 6:1-6, 23rd Psalmโฆlove my shih tzuโฆHer name is Kaliโฆ..
sean jesse charger.6666
@ChargerSean
very seriouse people person no religious person or affiliated and want only LGBTs and interracial ย people