Jay Black
@jayblackisfunny
Comedian. Screenwriter. Producer. Recovering Monster.
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http://www.jayblack.tv 19-03-2008 17:23:01
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Acyn āMike, Iām gonna need you to come down to my hush money trial, yāknow the one where I cheated on my wife and then illegally paid to keep it quiet, and violate the spirit of my gag order by smearing the judgeās daughter.
Yāknow, like how the Bible says.
Okay? See ya Tuesday!ā
Itāll be funny when,
later today, the details of Donald Trumpās hush money trial activate the weird porn-monitoring program Speaker Mike Johnson shares with his son.
Hillary publicly conceded in a televised speech to the nation the morning after she lost to Trump, & she went to Trumpās inauguration. Trump STILL hasnāt conceded to Biden, & he refused to participate in the peaceful transfer of power. Whoās the patriot, and whoās the coward?