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In this Ohio diner, 'Ich bin ein Berliner' is still something JFK said in a speech. But they know this: one firing by the woke mob at NPR demands a unified response.

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In this Indiana diner, everyone has three questions: How's the tenderloin? Is the quarry hiring? And what do you think about NPR firing Uri Berliner?

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When I was in college, the other students liked my edgy jokes. But now today's college students just shake their heads when I tell them. Why has Generation Z lost its sense of humor?

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The U.S. is on track to grow at double the rate of any other G7 country this year. Here's why that's bad news for Joe Biden.

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As a moralistic pundit, I had to scold Maureen Dowd when she showed up drunk for an editorial meeting, but in my hip-hop heart I thought you's a down-ass bitch, and I ain't mad at cha.

by David Brooks

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The Big Sleep

Donald dozed off in court like someone had slipped him a mickey. But would a conviction have him shuffling off to Key Mar-a-Lago while voters tell Biden to play it again Joe?

by Maureen Dowd

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Donald Trump repeatedly fell asleep during today’s trial proceedings, raising alarms about Biden’s vigor and stamina.

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In this Ohio town, it was a tradition: early morning mass, biscuits and gravy at Bob Evans, then over to the court room to catch a little shut-eye. But now the woke mob is taking all of that away.

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