Jonathan Kraft (@jakpo8) 's Twitter Profile
Jonathan Kraft

@jakpo8

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calendar_today27-01-2010 18:09:46

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Max V Karlsson (@karlssonmax) 's Twitter Profile Photo

”Sedan kriget i Gaza bröt ut har Palantirs aktievärde rusat. Det har gynnat svenska pensionssparare. AP-fonderna har 700 miljoner kronor investerade.” etc.se/inrikes/svensk…

Ꮍᴀᴇʟ (@elle91) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If you're worried about people remembering every embarrassing thing you did, think about it. Can you remember other people's embarrassing moments? No. That's because you're the only one who's ever done something embarrassing. What the fuck is wrong with you lmao

frankie (@frankiegphd) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I asked my students today if they had heard Maggie Smith passed away, completely forgetting I had a student named Maggie Smith, who happened to be absent

regular keith (@ghostkrogh) 's Twitter Profile Photo

me: pinch me i'm dreaming lobster: oh hell yeah me: I said pinch not pince lobster: hey man it's ur dream me: holy shit a talking lobster

Melanie Bracewell (@meladoodle) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Oh, my criminal record? The only thing illegal I’ve done is absolutely KILLIN it on the dancefloor. Haha, just kidding! I have killed a man