regular keith (@ghostkrogh) 's Twitter Profile
regular keith

@ghostkrogh

i tried to fit the whole canterbury tales in here

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calendar_today03-05-2012 03:22:57

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ELLΛ MΛCHINΛ (@orchidcamp) 's Twitter Profile Photo

guy hearing about the mcdonald's happy meal for the first time: [eyes welling up with tears] a happy meal. i think i'd like that. i'd like that very much

Football Perspective (@fbgchase) 's Twitter Profile Photo

In the last 5 seasons, only four teams have scored 8 or fewer offensive touchdowns through 8 team games: 2019 Jets 2020 Jets 2023 Giants 2023 Jets

Dreadlef Schrempf (@thelesterlee) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Everyone in the NBA is scoring like 150 points every night. Then they come to Madison Square Garden and the Knicks beat them with metal bats for two hours

Hard Drive (@harddrivemag) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Disney Shareholder Plans Removal of Bob Iger by Splitting Soul into Thirteen Versions of Himself, Opening Kingdom Hearts hard-drive.net/hd/video-games…

Tin Doom 😑 (@pajamastew) 's Twitter Profile Photo

You try to return to the city, but you spent too much time in the forest learning the language of nature. You now only speak in the cry of startled birds and gusts of wind through dry branches. The man asks what you want on your sandwich and you hiss softly like steam on a lake.

Nate (@thenatewolf) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If you ever need a quick comeback just say, “I bet you’re the kind of person who gets weird bruises.” 99% hit rate.

JP (@jpbrammer) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I really enjoy this fitness influencer's free ab workout videos on youtube. I have noticed orbs of light in his home and believe he is being haunted

Patrick Doran (@lunch_enjoyer) 's Twitter Profile Photo

you are not a brat, you are my 31 year old cousin Josh, and guess what? youre the most well behaved guy I know. Come here, bud.

Joyce Carol Oates (@joycecaroloates) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Ironic that I am a judge for the Truman Capote award when Capote in a druggy interview said he hated me & that I should be executed. LOL.