I'm colorblind and I have no idea what's going on here

Drunk, sma

Once had a married couple tell my brother that the secret to their sixty-year marriage was they always had separate bank accounts and no one, including my parents and grandparents who were alive well before 1974, believed that was BS because it literally wasn't possible

I should just be allowed to be mortages

That's not how cancer works

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Drunk on stroke a cock, ama

Calm down Team Magma

Every year in my teacher introduction PowerPoint, i photoshop my face onto dumb, culturally relevant things and say they're my hobbies. Last year it was a bunch of Olympic sports. This year I'm doing boat aura farming for one, and have other ideas. Anything else going on?

Nova got the good drugs at the vet today

"We need practical swinging, no practical swinging is why Watts' Spider-Man is so flat, bring back swinging scenes like TASM 2!!!" My brother in Christ, this is fully CGI

Republicans really be like "deficits are bad unless you don't have them then you're bad"

This was some tough shit for Clancy to talk to just take it the literal moment it was offered to him

Isn't that the guy who killed Osama bin Laden lmao

John Cena said "I have a bed time, let's get this over with"

Tag yourself, I'm Bedroom 4 Fullbath#3