the only hallway I miss 💔

My parents house on any normal day: absolutely no food, fend for yourself My mom preparing for family vacation: we need to buy half the grocery store, everyone needs to make something to bring, dad is bringing a cooler full of meat......

Ok but white claw no. 2 flavors slap

YOU GUYS. My dad just posted snapchats of me to his story & asked “how do I say I’m watching the hangover” ☠️☠️☠️

so who wants to go to country fest next year ??

Man I miss live music.

Told my coworker I’ve been trying hard to be a good plant mom but I’m failing at it.. she goes “not true, look at these succulents—you’ve had them for awhile and they look great!” .... they’re fake :/

Can’t believe it’s been 25 years since this album came out.... Thanx to everyone still listening!!

Trends are cycling back around so if I break out my Miss Me and Rock Revival jeans, mind your business.

Told my nephew I couldn’t get him anything because the store was all out of presents for 7 year olds... his response “well you could’ve just gone to target” ...the boy was raised right.

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Is there anything better than babies and Halloween costumes?! 😫😍

incase you don’t have me on snap 😂

😂👏🏼

I’m all for adulting but I’m probably going to send my eye exam bills to my parents for the rest of my life bc it’s their genes that made me nearly blind...

Not well

@ me next time

Why does every guy in their mid twenties have a bed frame made out of wood ? 😅

it’s 2021.. why do we still make clothing with removable pads? just sew the dang things in there already !!