If you roll a perfect game at this show at The Gutter, you get to be the new permanent singer of Math the Band: facebook.com/events/2462154…

(If you roll under 100, you have to have sex with all of Chumped.)

JadedPunkDotCom It's getting way out of hand now emorevival.tumblr.com

Hey Black Friday people: 30% at the store with the discount code 'ginn': jadedpunk.storenvy.com

Song of the Day: GET DEAD / 'Kerouac's Teeth': jadedpunk.com/post/688082048…

If you instagrammed this, would that be the worst thing? We don't think so.

1. Their/They're/There are now on Twitter. 2. Their new EP is rad: bit.ly/187UP8r 3. #emorevival

Song of the Day: The Circle Curse / 'Glass City' jadedpunk.com/post/688914290…

The new @blackflagIIII album is out today so we asked a bunch of artists what the hell is wrong with the cover: bit.ly/17UmZnk

Hi. Big last minute show announcement tomorrow. G'night.

BROOKLYN: Last minute free show. Matt Pryor + special guests 12/9 at The Grand Victory. RSVP here: tmblr.co/ZoZt2v10LmX74

BROOKLYN: Last minute free show with Matt Pryor + friends at The Grand Victory. RSVP: jadedpunk.com/post/690845168…

Aaaaaand sold out. 45 minutes. Good job, guys.

This show is TOMORROW. $9, but if you bowl a 300, we will let you in for $8. facebook.com/events/2462154…

"How Masked Intruder Stole Christmas" newnoisemagazine.com/?p=72779 MASKED INTRUDER

Meh. RT @firstconversion: This is the first punk news website I have ever liked jadedpunk.com

For the last shitting time, you shitty shitheads. This show starts at 9 tonight. See you over there. facebook.com/events/2462154…

Did anyone want to see Matt Pryor at The Grand Victory tonight but couldn't RSVP? RT this & we'll pick two people at random for the list

Song of the Day: Happy Diving / "Complacent" jadedpunk.com/post/695156287…