bought some bad ice cream, call that ‘breyers remorse’

Playing MAGFest main stage today at 5:30!!!!

Anybody at magfest have a ventolin inhaler ???😅

taking the stage at @magfest in ten min! Visuals from the most excellent datacats 🇵🇸 !!!!

Just gave away 101 copies of Pokémon blue during our @magfest set 🥰🥰🥰

they say everything happens because of a reason …

It may seem like I am not posting these days but In realty i am writing and then promptly deleting several very bad posts every single day This is an act of mercy/courage that I alone bear witness to. Honerable shitposters get no parade

i am logging into twitter dot com for the first time in a few months, and making a post to say ‘hello’

remember Math the Band?

You hope your email finds me well? Ha! Your email will never find me! I am 10 steps agead of you

“You miss 100% of the shots you take” -Wayne Gretzky (to someone who really sucks at hockey)

good news! My psychic says it’s ok to use social media again to celebrate I am going to post a photo on social meida

My review of John Cage’s, 4’33: “Absolutely perfect. No notes.”

Oh yeah? Well if I’m such a tool, then how come excellent craftsmen are always blaming me for things???

Me (trying to flirt) : “so did it hurt?” Satan: “yes. You know what yes it did and I don’t really want to talk about it”

I remember when they were called Andrew Faction Ijad

Rip Andy Warhol , you would have loved generative ai 😔

*checks in-ear monitor* ok folks I’m getting a report here, alright so apparently I have “resting blue man group” face?

What are some albums that have guitar, but like also drums maybe and vocals also too as well additionally

You know,,there are more grains of sand on a beach than there are grains of sand on a smaller beach