why would i go to coachella when i could just do shrooms in an urban outfitters

Sad to say Waldos Forever Fest is canceled and our Andersonville location is closed for the day due to a fire across the street. We're just glad everyone is safe - sending love to Andersonville💜

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i dont simply go through airport security. i have a goal. i want everyone in line to be blown away by my efficiency. i want to be celebrated as i push my belongings across the table. i want TSA to offer me a job (i’ll decline). i want people talking about me at their gate. glory.

breaking: man who once refused to split the cost of plan b with me has something to say about this whole roe situation

The decadence of a Lindt chocolate center is unparalleled.

we’re the daughters of the bajas they couldn’t blast

simply humiliating to walk by a group of men playing frisbee golf and know I have less rights than them

2 days ago I got an unexpected medical bill for $500. Yesterday our cat’s tooth fell out in a horrific dispplay, but only after we felt itchy in bed and found 1000 tiny spiders. Excited for the challenges and expenses I can neither handle nor afford today!

I don’t think any talented white person is being overlooked for being white. I think *some* mediocre white people aren’t being given the automatic consideration expected & then, instead of thinking we need to work harder, we blame it on the talent pool slightly opening up

I HOPPED OFF THE PLANE AT LAX WITH A DREAM AND MY CARDIGAN

mom, can you pick me up? my bit didn’t land

…. Did Adam Levine DM this headline to E! News ?

Oh god oh fuck it’s the gaba-ghoul

I have triple D titties, and the three D’s stand for Diners, Drive Ins, and Dives.

Ayo Dosunmu appreciation post ♥️

asking your Chicago-born, Italian-af boyfriend to get you soup when you’re sick and he hands you this, obviously.

Did you know Chicago was founded by a Haitian Black man? The DuSable Heritage Association is a non-profit 501c3 organization who's mission is to promote the legacy of Jean-Baptiste Pointe DuSable, the true founder of Chicago. ✨ Share + spread the word! Happy #BlackHistoryMonth

In the Midwest “I’ll let you know” means we’re not coming