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The Human Rights Campaign has declared a state of emergency for LGBTQ+ people living in the U.S. — the first time the organization has made such a warning in its 40-year history.

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My 2 yr old has his first dentist appointment tomorrow. He told me he's "so excited for the dentist." So, naturally, I'm spending my night mentally preparing for whatever new toddler meltdown public tantrum horror show awaits me.

I made an error in judgement. I am sharing this in the hopes that it will save someone from making the same mistake. Whenever you decide to introduce screen time to your kid, don't - I repeat, DON'T - let them use your Netflix profile. Create a separate profile for your kid.

Don't end up like me, whose once carefully-curated Netflix feed is now infested with recommendations like "Llama Llama" and "Blippi's Adventures" and "Chip and Potato" and "Shark Dog," which apparently is a "95% match" for me. I lie awake at night knowing I can never undo this.

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 I'm excited to announce that after years of pestering her, my mom finally got an iPhone, and therefore – after careful consideration – we have decided to let her back into the family group chat.

So no one was going to tell me that grizzlies sound like Chewbacca? I really had to be today years old when I found out bears sound like Wookiees?? Are you serious right now

oceans: hot tub aliens: real economy: disintegrating me: hey just circling back on my last email

When my toddler said he wanted a cookie so I said I wanted a million dollars, he responded, "DOLLARS!? Who's dollars?!" Then proceeded to walk about the house, asking no one in particular, "who's dollars??!" while deliriously laughing. Idk pretty relatable reaction to capitalism.

I would like to thank the Wegman's employee that carded me this morning. As if buying a bottle of wine at the grocery store on a weekday before 9 a.m. doesn't scream "I'm in my 30s!"

Wait, you mean to tell me that "sassafras" is indeed a tree with "lobed aromatic leaves" and not in fact a cute little quip for a sassy attitude? Damn, I may or may not have been using that word wrong.

Today, my 2 year old explained to me that an upside down u "looks like a lowercase n" and he's not wrong

Just as a follow-up here - I got my booster today, and afterward, the pharmacist handed me a form and said, "Here, this is your proof of vaccination for school." Um. Sir, please. How old do you think I am?

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at this point, I can't tell if this is satire or not. what has become of me.

BREAKING: Associated Press (The Associated Press) told to “align its editorial standards” — and rename the Gulf of Mexico — or lose Oval Office access. This unprecedented act of censorship should elicit a harsh, bi-partisan rebuke in defense of America’s free press. ap.org/the-definitive…