i’m not gossiping i’m creating folklore

Absolutely not

“Frodo heard a sweet singing — a song that seemed to come like a pale light behind a grey rain-curtain, and growing stronger to turn the veil all to glass and silver, until at last it was all rolled back, and a far green country opened before him under a swift sunrise.”

“‘Play Medicine you fanny!’ Very nice, very nice! [laughs]” - Harry reacting to a fan at #LoveOnTourEdinburgh

so embarrassing when i am at my big age feeling irrationally upset over something innocuous because of a neural pathway that formed from, like, not being invited to a birthday party in 6th grade

My only real gripe with the Ted Lasso finale is the idea that someone could get a direct flight from London to Kansas City

“no one remembers the weird thing you said at that party” actually the weird thing you said has become a sacred inside joke that bonded several people at that party together forever

think hozier should write more about biting (affectionately) i feel like he gets it. and not necessarily in a sexy way but like. just bite their arm man. you either get it or you don't. whatever

éowyn is florence and the machine in the same way that aragorn is hozier

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"Nalgene, Nalgene, Nalgene, Nalgeeene" - me filling up my water bottle

Shit, I was already going to see it, you don’t have to sell it for me

…there’s an obvious correlation and they’re *just* not saying it.

The “gifted kid” to neurodivergent burnt out adult pipeline is the swift core audience, it’s her people.

if i ever got married i would use the reception as an opportunity to just play every song i’ve ever liked. no theme, no vibe. just me being like “omg i love this one” for two hours

Anytime you visit a Wetherspoon’s

🔈 “Who’s afraid of little old me?”…. Swifties in Murrayfield Stadium are SO loud!

Adding this incredible chart from Derek Thompson to the mix. There has been an enormous decline in in-person socialization that has corresponded with massive declines in mental wellbeing and dramatic increases in selfishness and political radicalism over the past decade.