2024 approaches

my therapist just told me that i inspired her to start learning a new language….run me my copay girl!

me, unprovoked and to anyone who will listen, after half a drink:

what kind of measurement is “a pea-sized amount,” don’t play in my fuckin face

earth tones? you mean every color?

bro you gotta take heed lest ye fall i’m being so serious bro

i knew this was a sign of something good ❤️

anyone else?

we specialize in locally thrown ass

i guess 🤔 it would be nice 👍🏽 to help 👨🏾‍🚒 in your escape 🚀 from patterns your parents 👨‍👩‍👧 designed

SHE AINT NO DIVA

🎶it’s the most wonderful time of the year🎶

i want to fucking scream