there is something so therapeutic about cutting up vegetables while drinking red wine

college spring break memories on Snapchat are not fair at fucking all

love myself a good snapchat memory but holy fuck someone needs to take my phone away when I go out

I love all your shit talkinggghggg

dating me is like:

not afraid of death, but extremely religious people really terrify me

where are my august Leo’s at are you bitches ready

my Amazon cart is $450.00 on stuff I absolutely do not need, do I just say fuck it

are u mad at me in a sexy way or an angry way?

friends will be like “this made me think of you” and then send you the most fucked up thing you’ve ever seen in your life

oh i know where im going these are just my emotional support google maps directions

SEPTEMBER 🪲

#NewProfilePic

Put them kids back on zoom this traffic Is ridiculous

Wasn’t even 7:30am this morning and the #kiaboys were robbing people at gun point in front of my apartment complex. What a Monday! AKA - ready to get out of Milwaukee asap

in my “I have 3 friends era” 💅🏼💅🏼

Bryan Christopher Kohberger mug shot. Courtesy:  Monroe County Correctional Facility

the wait was worth it 💓💓

Hey Mark Cuban saw this pic among others circulating. Transitioning? Need help…Doctor referrals? Makeup or hair tips? Call me! Oh wait! Your girl Kamala’s got you! She will have the taxpayers pay! Good luck🙏🏼