Parker be like: "i appreciate my one billion followers equally"

We can now confirm reports of the sudden loss of Jazz Hands star Balsa Sprinter. Balsa lived fast and died young, running away with the hearts of Fans everywhere. In Balsa’s honor, run don’t walk to grab Where Cards Fall, out tomorrow on Switch+ PC!🩸⚾️ blaseball.com/purchase

BNN is pronounced *puts hands as if pretending to drive a car* brmmmnnnnnnn brmnnnnnnn *hits the gas* BNNNNNNNNNBNNNNNNNNNN *starts drifting* BMMNNNNNSQUEAKBMNNNNMNNMBMNMNMNMNBMMNNNMNNMBNMNNMN

A whole new season of blaseball? Right after the last? Thanks “Parker”!

Ballclark is an objectsona

You mean to tell me that in the span of me finishing up a single run of Hades blaseball is already in the middle of its second season

Any little bit helps, using this money to pay for urgent surgery so that when I go back home I can still pay rent Any little bit helps, feel free to RT thanks ko-fi.com/islandfiorella

Bets are valid. Voting is not valid. The ticker is NOT valid. STriking out is valid. Forgetting your password is valid, & so on

Leftists have a psychic connection because I can read yalls drafts right now and I agree entirely

Football

Super Smash Bros. Melee