Ghana World Cup song by @ok_elvis7

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Doctor: “How’s your diet going?” Patient: “I’m on a seafood diet.” Doctor: “Seafood diet?” Patient: “Yeah, I see food and I eat it.” Doctor:

Dear Peter Obi, I hope you’re well? If so, doxology. I’m writing to inform you that tonight is Dress Like Your Miracle. Sir, please, help me to dress like the President of Nigeria🙏🙏🙏 Half the prayer points in my journal will disappear if we have good governance🥹🥹🥹

I hate what you people have turned this whole Hallelujah Challenge into. I don’t want to say what I want to say but I wish it didn’t have this much traction it has now. Wish we could’ve continued gatekeeping it. Making it look like Ps Nath is forcing you guys to join lol cos

In a country that functions, certain things won't be a prayer request. 🙏

So when God is done answering that need what next, you will ask for another thing? It’s really sad tbh.

Seek ye first the kingdom but we dey seek the all other things that will be added first.

Na only IPhone, US visa, marriage and Dell Laptop una God dey give? So once you get it, that’s a miracle? You people are insane. I’m sorry, this is abnormal and embarrassing. I can’t take it anymore.

Miracles in the Bible were things that went against the laws of nature: talking donkeys, water to wine; walk on water; raise the dead. Elite stuff. In Nigeria today a miracle is just getting through everyday life: find food, pass exams, get a job, buy a car, get married, travel.

Please cohabit ooo 😭 I’m not saying go and start living with him o, but abeg, cohabit with your partner before saying ‘I do’! 🙏🏽

Short video thread????

Acute on chronic exhaustion

Alonso is not the man tbh

The level of unintelligent display of football by Madrid is serious!!!

sometimes even an apology can’t fix what happened because the real issue isn’t the mistake, it’s the part of your character that allowed you to do it in the first place. and you can’t apologize for character.

On my life she’d be homeless the next day

How Fabulous has stayed fresh and out of trouble needs to be studied!