between zohran being randomly chosen to be #1 on the ballot and a historic heatwave keeping cuomo’s entire voting pool from going to the polls … zohran mandate of heaven mamdani

Fuck marry kill bacon lettuce tomato

Dead sprinting to my gate with beer diarrhea for a 7am flight. The stride of a champion, the pace of a gazelle, the blood pressure of a hunted javelina, the penis of a lower order primate.

It’s hot out there so you decide to go for a dip. As you enter the W on the “entrance to the [W]ater park” sign drops off and it says Slaughter Park

I am always fooled by a wig. People will talk about a bad wig and I didn’t even know it was one to start with. I thought The B-52’s hair was real. I am very trusting and stupid.

Lore accurate Rouxls Kaard

Susie: “We gotta find that damn knight and close the dark fountain!!” Kris: “…” Ralsei during the cooking show:

I had to draw it the mental image was too funny

critics of homeschooling point to lower test scores as evidence in favor of conventional schooling, but homeschooled kids consistently outperform their peers in race science, biblical geology, patriotism, early 20th c german history, and holistic medicine

i was inspired

Do you think G'raha had an adjustment period of "initial reaction vs. experience" #ffxiv

genuinely what the fuck is this

I Saw The JD Glow

Yes she is fully airborne here. I couldn’t honestly say if she was going up or coming down at this point.

“The fish was thiiiiis big!” - Baby Chud

Looks tasty. And safe

I will never forget you, old white British man in a durag