4 pm: I take scissors from 5 who was trying to give the cat a haircut. 8pm: Me: I love you so much! 5: I love you more..... Me: Impos- 5: ...more than robbers who use guns. Because they use guns to take things from people. You just take things from people. Me: -sible...

I was out voted 1-3 on whether or not to get monkey bars across our pool. I vetoed the yes vote. My husband tried to explain how a democracy works and I had to inform him I run a Momocracy. Then I delivered the state of the family address.

I completed my first marathon today... could have stopped after one movie, but I persevered.

I save money on Kleenex by crying in the shower.

On #InternationalWomensDay, I’m celebrating every woman who wakes up ready to fight to make life better for all the girls who’ll come after us. We’ve got a lot of work to do—and we persist.

Women’s history is American history — and world history. On #InternationalWomensDay, we celebrate the achievements, contributions, and progress of women and girls — and recommit ourselves to the cause of equity and equality for women around the world.

Today marks a year since our school closed due to Coronavirus. It will open on April 5 for 90 mins a day, 2 days a week. Last night my son had a nightmare that if he goes to school to see his friends, it will cause me to get coronavirus and die.

I was planning to eat super healthy today, but then I had to finish my kids’ mac & cheese. And by “finish,” I mean I ate enough for my entire family because they decided they didn’t even want to try it.

Me: Calls to refill birth control on day 21 of 28 day pack because I’m going on vacation. Told I need a prior auth from insurance company to refill before day 25. Also me: Walks into a gun store because I’m having a bad day and walks out with a gun 10 min later.

If you make it a crime to give voters water as they wait in line, you're not pro-democracy.

You know you are middle aged when according to FitBit you hit your zone minutes grocery shopping.

The day after Mother's Day is a great reminder that your family still doesn't know how to do common household tasks.

92 years separate my grandma and my youngest, and yet they never run out of things to laugh or talk about.

Me: What kind of ice cream do you want? 5: Izzy likes blue ice cream with gum balls, but they don’t make it anymore so she likes cotton candy ice cream, but I don’t like that, I like mint chip. Me: You want mint chip? 5: No. I want Tahitian Vanilla with burnt marshmallow topping.

School shootings are not fucking acts of nature, like hurricanes and tornadoes. They're man-made acts of inaction, of cowardice, of corruption by all lawmakers who refuse to pass laws PROVEN BY DATA to stop preventable, senseless shootings like in Uvalde.

💫 Happy New Year! 💫 Comic inspired by a tweet from InsoMOMniac #HappyNewYear #HappyNewYear2023 #NewYear #countdown

BREAKING - The iconic cement ship in Santa Cruz County broke away this morning from the pier at Seacliff State Beach. Waves are HUGE, between 25-35 feet, according to Surfline. Largest swell of the winter. 🌊 The ship keeps getting hammered. #AtmosphericRiver KRON4 News