me adding one (1) egg to instant ramen

Even after 2 decades it’s still nice to see the Atlanta Braves beat the New York Mets. Congrats Atlanta!

Every time I think I have a new hobby it turns out I just like to buy stuff

You’ve heard of Elf on a Shelf but…

i don’t watch the bachelorette because if i wanted to watch men compete to get engaged to a woman they just met i would just go to a bible college campus

You either date Pete Davidson or have a baby with Nick Cannon. Those are the only two life paths for women

i've never held a beating human heart in my hands but i *have* been responsible for trying to get other people's taylor swift tickets so same thing

There’s never been a more confusing time for women to buy jeans.

You can tell the Southwest situation is bad cause I just overheard someone at the airport be like “Omg I’m really glad we booked Spirit” which are definitely words that have never been uttered before

ABC: This season of #TheBachelor will be unlike ever before! Also this season vs last season:

only children are so funny. you’re telling me you just hung around the house with two grownups all the time? like a little businessman?

Pop Culture Redundancies. From completely interchangeable celebrity couples to nerdy, male actors, we discuss who we don’t really need and who is the apex of their trope. Plus, we settle who has the best fast food. 👯KnoxandJamie.com/512. Nerd Merge video 🪄: Indiana Adams

there should be a "take your friend to work day" so we can actually see what our friends do all day and meet the characters from all their work stories