You know I would’ve lived in the 1830s if there were no racists.

It will always be Werewolf Bar Mitzvah to me. “Boys becoming men, men becoming wolves” is like the funniest line in the world

I am the most persecuted minority, a woman who likes Taylor Swift a normal amount

writers with tough love editors, thank them

Big problem nowadays is that we don’t have fat jazzy guys. I miss when we’d see a really fat guy in a suit and sunglasses behind a piano. Saying something like “Bye Bye Jimbo”

Marcia Taylor
Clark Swift
🤝
I think he did it
but I just can't prove it

Every review is like 'you gotta hand it to Taylor Swift for being the first woman'

remember when they were like 'royalties are getting money for nothing'

sorry u were born in the wrong era, I like anesthesia tho

it's lars von trier

The news is going back to trial analysis like a teacher silently rolling the TV away after the Challenger

is someone still manning the nuclear 'doomsday clock' or did those people go home to be with their families

Wild how so many people think the solution to the problem that billionaires are killing art is hoping for more benevolent millionaires.

you would not believe the picture this is referring to

What are teenagers problems with Cybertruck?