//reminder that im still on semi-hiatus :)

how does erik "mutant superiority" lehnsherr feel about his children being in a movie where they're not even allowed to use the word mutant

@phoenixisinme yes of course

@phoenixisinme ...im pleading the fifth

@phoenixisinme it was a typo its supposed to say "the one i shove" ha haha...

@phoenixisinme i feel so attacked right now

if captain america and the hulk fell in love they'd be called star spangled banner

shield intruder song hydra kids hydra wife

only mutants can say the word mutant, if an avenger says it its offensive and they'll get sued for three million by 20th century fox

there's no humans allowed in the xmen but if black widow wanted to switch teams who am i to say no

why does logan's hair always look like someone's been sitting on his head

you know erik makes some decisions that are just... unforgivable... pic.x.com/mTA4tzdmj2

a student said something like "aw professor xavier has that classic old person soap-and-lavender smell" yeah he's always smelled like that

//sorry i havent been on guys im on hiatus till sunday ✌️

i found a song about the xmen

maybe i just have a thing for villains, but harry osborn could get it any day of the week

erik's response to what happened in cuba was like the emotional equivalent of "k"

hey everyone im charles xavier and i nominate erik lehnsherr for the ice bucket challenge

@areyoubeer i heard erik nominated you

@areyoubeer good