“Hey, uh, “Hamano”, who the fuck is this. Please keep your alternate universe gods on YOUR side.”

“Oh jesus—wasn’t my intention, “Gilligan”, honest! Maybe he mistook us for each other....?”

“By the way, suck it, Hamano. I’m not single.”

“You sssssaid to stay on my side, so I did! Don’t pick on me!”

Tfw your fucking G-RATED AU COUNTERPART HAS A BOYFRIEND

“—wait. Fuck. I was sssssupposed to be saving Lillian.”

[y’all slow down with the new accounts you’re worse than me]

Circe shudders. He feels like that skull grunt is talking to him, but......Callisto isn’t.

Which ONE

He’s got his shirt off. Where the fuck is Sage. “Something something chaperone. Hi guys.” #MaysBeachParty

OH SHIT, THERE HE IS. “Ssssage....! Hey, where’ve you been?” He’s already throwing his arms around him—

Actuallyyyyyy, he may be too occupied to chaperone.... #MaysBeachParty

All those records of assault and battery that i didn’t write and therefore aren’t canon are SURE to ruin poor Circe’s career :(((((

“Lillian, did you hear something?”

“Welp. Have a nice first day of school, Uso.”

“......wh-why should I ssssstep foot in that school again? I’ve never done a thing for them. Don’t start. You’ll b-be fine.”

[i’m not on this account no more If you want pokemon, go follow this account Don’t be fooled his appearance, he’s just weird and lost] x.com/ontheirtrail/s…

Dead trainer walking. -#PTRP, Pokemon OC -From Alola, former gym challenger -Adapted from a player-character stand-in -Spits up cordyceps spores with every sneeze or cough -A bit creepy, but usually means well. -Is THIRTEEN, do not be nasty See attached thread for more!