💀// also also... Here's a fun little sneak peek...

rate yourself. looks: 6/10 cursing: 10/10 health: 3/10 swimming: 15/10 language syntax: 4/10 dad: 15/10 bicycling: 10/10 egg hatching: 50/10

[i probably won’t be too terribly inactive on RP accs because nothing distracts me better than being someone else, but if I up and disappear, it’s probably due to this.]

[imagine if protag!May was like that May’s Mom: the movers are almost done! Can you go tip them? Machoke: :D May: get out of my fucking house]

Shut up ugly or we’ll turn you gay

LMFAO ALRIGHT HAVE FUN, KID fella also said he was bi, like. c’mon dude, that doesn’t excuse harassing lesbians

{{Heres the Muse version Rate yourself! looks: 5/10 creativity: 8/10 health: 5/10 empathy: 9/10 intelligence: 8/10 trustworthiness: 8/10 social skills: 3/10 patience: 8/10 humor: 1/10 optimism: 4/10 memory: 8/10

{{Heres the OOC/Mun version Rate yourself! looks: 3/10 creativity: 6/10 health: 5/10 empathy: 8/10 intelligence: 4/10 trustworthiness: 8/10 social skills: 3/10 patience: 8/10 humor: 2/10 optimism: 2/10 memory: 8/10

[if y’all ever think Caraway is really small just remember PTRP!Uso was an inch shorter]

hey im back who wants me to spit on them

Hey im back does anyone want a handful of bugs

Wait i dont have the dlc yet. Ok bye again

[Ok i played the DLC. Give me attention]

“Shishishishi……! I hope no one missed me.”