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10 minutes later and this room would have been full of children and nursery staff. Can't quite get my head around this 🤯

MASONRY IS BACK!

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This is sad and so wholesome at the same time 😭

I think about this clip a LOT these days

Went down here earlier.
Nice tarmac. But it just finished at the ring road! And with a 'cyclists dismount' sign...
Or was I missing something?

I don't drive, but every driver I know bangs on about how much better the traffic is during school holidays. Rather then whining, why don't drivers agree to pay a penny extra on fuel to provide a network of free school buses and put an end to the school traffic once and for all?

By the sound of this thread, Rupert Murdoch can stop any case going to court by offering more money in settlement than the claimant is likely to win. That sounds like rigged justice in favour of the rich. The UK stinks, it’s stacked against ordinary folk

Also known as her initial days in Downing Street

Another child killed.
On the footway.
By a driver.
#StopdeKindermoord
bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

Drivers who slowly creep forwards at red lights: The lights aren't going to change any quicker, but you are broadcasting to the world what a colossal cunt you are.

#LateNightThoughts ...

Ed Miliband: 'Frankly, it would be a global embarrassment, for Britain, if Susan Hall was elected as the Mayor of London... it would empower the flat earth brigade... '

Q: You're not calling Susan Hall a flat earther?

Ed Miliband: I absolutely am...

Telegraph journalist Sophia Money-Coutts, of the Coutts dynasty, says young people have it too good.

Paul Nowak isn't having it.

And this week it has gone.
And the sign is back to 'please drive carefully' - which I wholly endorse, of course.
But it does feel a bit of a shame that we can't have a bit of humour and playfulness in our public spaces.

We need the ECHR to protect us from the very people who want to get rid of it.