Celeb books

My new book is out this week. I've never read so many books for research in my life - about 800 in total. Here are some of them.
panmacmillan.com/authors/dorian…

Lol Adobe here trying to nab the 'I want to draw a rhinoceros in a crown for literally no artistic, emotional, comedic or narrative reason but alas I cannot' market

Find it genuinely insulting when I pick up my phone first thing in the morning and it goes 'woah back off pal' and then I drag my features together and it says 'oh hi'

new book is out next week, by the way. here's the cover, here are some nice things people have said. you can pre-order it here. thanks!!!!! lnk.to/FourStars

For Prospect , tried to get at how it feels being British and having to start hearing about Trump world again

Two legends meet

Happy Easter! ✝️

Easter weirdness: chocolate eggs and changing the clocks – the Stephen Collins cartoon theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/p…

A customer complaint about the Easter eggs