The downside of having friends who don’t use Twitter is that they come to you all excited to tell you something you already knew three days ago.

My girlfriend is crying that her male bestie was beaten by two people Yet I paid 5 🥹🥹 Those mfs robbed me 🥹🥹🥹

The internet has convinced so many of y'all that you deserve the best without becoming better.

pattern recognition is the highest form of intelligence

I had to put my phone down and stand up for a sec after reading this Jesus

if smoking weed is a sin then i guess i’ll see you inhale

i am fully convinced this bedroom would cure my insomnia 😭

Stop being nice, start being wise.

sometimes it feels unfair watching people in other countries wake up to clean air, clear skies, safe water, and well maintained streets, while here we’re stuck breathing pollution, dodging potholes and fighting broken infrastructure just to get through the day

Then Now 🥹

🚨: According to Philosophy, the highest form of peace is to have zero desire to be understood, admired, pitied or even known.

don't tap 👀

Proud when we win, Loyal when we Lose, We are Manchester City.

Fabrizio Romano AFCON, you're a corrupt organization. Run by corrupt leaders. You'll never take this away from Senegal. From Sadio Mané. From Africa. From all of us.

J. Cole's 'The Fall-Off' Tour has already broken multiple records 🚨 ▫️ Most presale tickets ever sold for a hip-hop tour across 18 markets ▫️ 800K tickets sold during presale ▫️ Expanded from 54 to 73 shows due to demand ▫️ Added 19 arenas due to presale sellouts (via Live

Trophies are won on the pitch 🇸🇳⭐️⭐️

I’m beginning to understand why the Bible encourages a quiet life. Mind your business, stay out of the way, and avoid unnecessary chaos.

When you're already high as fuck and your friend start rolling another one Me: