Wait no this sounds like an IASIP episode.

‘Dear Humankind,’ my first album, is out on all streaming services now - please give it a listen! open.spotify.com/album/6F8MhjXT…

Does everything just come down to mitochondrial dysfunction

We should have playgrounds for adults everywhere.

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Yes, because smartphones weren’t invented yet. Hope that helps.

Centuries from now, when civilizations have come and gone, future archaeologists will find the remains of our temples and conclude that we worshipped the Almighty Chicken.

Why can’t Twitter show me more of this kind of tweet instead of all the propaganda and politics. Just good old people thoughts. Like it was meant to be. Like it used to be.

Unbelievable, my god.

Imagine you own a large apartment complex. France says, "It is a legal requirement to put microphones in every room and let us listen." You say, "No, people should be able to have private conversations." They arrest you. The digital equivalent just happened to Pavel Durov.

Every three months I’m a completely different person.

Congratulations to all parties involved for saving the daylight.

The horse is once again loose in the hospital.

What is this timeline.

Doctors say it’s not their job to give nutrition advice, and that patients don’t listen anyway. Really? Then why are patients scared of red meat and saturated fat, and going plant-based to fix health issues? Because they are listening. To the wrong advice.

IF YOU ARE A BIOLUMINESCENT FISH NEAR THE SEA FLOOR BE WARNED: NOT ALL LIGHTS YOU SEE ARE POTENTIAL MATES, SOME ARE HORRIBLE MONSTERS CALLED "ANGLERS" WHICH WANT TO EAT YOU ... PLEASE USE UTMOST CAUTION, ALWAYS