You’re in her DMs. I’m doing Discovery and producing your messages as responsive records. We are not the same.

I once called the Judge "mom"

George Santos, showing up to the SOTU tonight like

Me, In law school - I just want to be a successful partner at a firm by 35 Me, as a lawyer - I just don’t want a client or Judge to yell at me today

🚨Kate Middleton has mysteriously cleared her Instagram account and posted 3 cryptic videos of a snake…

i dont know which is more embarrassing that a bank got robbed by some middle schoolers or that the fbi cant find them

buckingham palace letting a woman with cancer take the blame for photoshopping a photo of herself is absolutely wild

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Robert Shapiro has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

haven’t been able to stop thinking about this since yesterday

"His legacy will live on and can be honored through gifts to WVU" Donate in Jerry West's honor at give.wvu.edu/campaign/givew…

had to teach my 23yo coworker that reindeer are in fact real animals and not fantasy creatures

he did it while serving elf on the shelf in the best way possible

Me every time

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